AISubs v3.7
Yo, what's up, it's Tetsuya from "Tokai Yome" and...
What's up!
Two million!
Oh, wait...
Huh?
Two million!
Two...
Huh?
I don't remember!
I got it, I got it!
What's up! Two million!
Two hundred...
Two years of TV!
Shh!
No, you don't have to look like that.
Anyway...
Today is not my day off.
Huh? Really?
Director!
What are we doing today?
Hurry up!
Hey!
I'm the director!
Today...
Huh? I didn't hear you.
I bought...
This...
Selfie stick...
Today...
I bought...
This...
Selfie stick!
I'm going to stick the selfie stick...
Into the stick...
And take a selfie...
And post it...
On Twitter...
And I hope...
You don't find out...
I...
Don't...
Want...
You...
Don't say it...
Can I say it?
Don't say it...
Oh, it's fine...
Huh? Isn't it you, Tetsuya?
No, it's everyone.
Me too?!
Me too, me too...
You're stupid! Two million!
You're stupid!
Two million!
Are we doing it?!
We are, we are...
It's a collaboration...
Usually...
YouTubers...
Post selfies...
A lot of people do it...
But...
We don't know...
If we're doing it by hand...
Or if we're holding a selfie stick by hand...
So...
Maybe...
If we do it like this...
They might not notice...
They might be stupid!
Maybe...
If you're stupid, you don't like it, right?
I don't like it...
So...
If you say...
"Oh, it's cute!" or "It's cool!" like this...
If you say it like this in a video...
You're stupid!
So...
You have to say it like this...
You can't fix stupidness...
So there's nothing you can do about it...
Even if you say it...
You say it...
By the way...
It's about time for me...
To be in...
The director's position...
Can you put me in?
Oh, go ahead...
Oh, it's fine...
By the way...
Isn't there a selfie stick here?
You noticed it earlier...
You can't put it on...
You can't do it anymore...
I probably forgot my parts at home...
You don't have any!
If my normal stuff gets found out, I'll be in trouble...
What's this?
Isn't this the NES I gave you for the first time?
I don't know anything about it!
You're stealing everything!
I don't need it!
You're stealing everything!
I don't need it!
I gave it to you for the first time!
I don't know!
I don't know much about it...
Let's play "Ocarina Diary" today.
What?
"Ocarina Diary" has just started.
So, it's started again today!
It's Tetsuya's "Ocarina Diary" corner!
Let's play the new song "Okuru Kotoba".
Why is my watch here?
What's this?
Wait!
It's true!
This is my real watch!
What's going on?
You're stealing it!
It's "Karipakuma"!
I didn't lend it to you!
I really don't know!
You stole it!
What's going on, director!?
Director!?
I didn't lend it to you!
You stole it!
Do you feel sorry for me?
No, I didn't steal it.
It's weird if you say you're sorry.
Do you feel sorry for me?
I'm sorry...
Then...
If you don't have anything else to say, do it by yourself.
I have no choice...
Is this what you want!?
I have no choice!
Did you put it in there because you thought you might have something like this!?
You've been hiding it for a few months!
Seriously!
I know!
You've been hiding it for a few months!
I know!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I did it!
I'm in first place!
That means you're in first place.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Damn it!
What am I supposed to do!?
Rock, paper, scissors!
It stretches well!
Director!
What do you think is going on!?
What am I supposed to do!?
Director!
Won't it stop!?
The director is moving and you're shaking it and it doesn't stop. What is it?
I'm scared and I can't do anything. I couldn't say anything at all.
Can you shake it and put it on me? Do it! Do it!
I want to hit you.
Oh, just like that?
Yeah, just like that.
Thank you.
Wait.
Oh, no.
Director, if I have this, what am I supposed to do with Tetsuya?
That's when you hit Tetsuya!
Oh, no!
It's dripping. It's dripping on you, director.
Shake it and put it on me like you do with your finger.
Is it too much?
Yeah.
Which one is worse?
Sorry, I really wasn't looking.
When we get together like this, it's really long.
There's a lot of funny parts, so it's six or seven minutes.
I don't like it when it's all over the place like this.
I don't like it.
Do it! Do it!
Let's do it.
I'll take a selfie and post it on Twitter.
It's good.
You're handsome.
I'm handsome, right?
It's good. It's good.
It's a good response.
You said it was good, so if you say it's good even if you do it with a torture, you're stupid now, right?
Yes.
That's why.
Let's go.
Like this!
That kind of angle?
Yes.
Like I'm off today.
I see.
Did it hurt?
Did it go past the point?
Can I check it just once?
Yes, you can.
Can you check it?
It's stuck.
It's really stuck.
It's dangerous.
Neo! Neo! Neo!
Neo!
There's a root here.
There's a monster.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
I'm going to use torture a little more.
Downward.
Downward?
It's here.
Here we go. Three, two, one.
Okay.
Oh!
That's good.
I can definitely do it.
Then let's give it an extra point.
Okay.
Maho-chan's theme!
I'm going to sleep now.
Okay.
Come on.
How is it? Good night.
Good night.
I didn't notice it at all.
I don't know why I didn't notice it.
You're cute in every way.
I didn't notice it at all.
You didn't notice it, did you?
Good night, everyone.
I'm really tired.
I'm like this.
That's what I thought, too.
What are you doing in someone else's bed?
I'm going to sleep now.
Is it too thick?
It hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts!
Don't flip it over.
I'll do it right away.
It broke.
Mom...
You're disgusting.
What?
I'm going to tell you right away.
Look at me and look at the camera.
I'll do it.
It's dangerous.
It hurts!
I almost did it.
It hurts!
I wanted to do it like Kabedon.
Kabedon?
Don't do it.
Don't do it with that face.
Did you feel that thread?
No, I didn't.
It's amazing.
Shibayu is cute.
Don't embarrass me like you said.
But it's not bad.
Nico-chan in the back is cute.
You didn't notice. Are you an idiot?
I'm an idiot.
You didn't notice.
I'm an idiot for now.
Shibayu, you wanted lotion, didn't you?
I think I want it, too.
What are you going to do?!
The lotion!
What should we do?
What are you going to do?
What should we do?
The lotion?
I'm sorry.
I want to make it like a girl is looking down at me from above.
Like, "Hey, come here."
Kotomi.
Huh?
I'm not interested.
Shut up and be quiet.
There's a hole in the blanket.
Don't touch it, you pervert.
Oh, no!
Wait, I can see it!
Wait, oh, no!
This guy is too deep!
Wait, I'm in the deepest place.
Oh, no!
I'm pooping!
Oh, no! I'm dying!
I'm pooping!
Hey, where's the camera?!
OK, OK, I can see it.
Wait, I'm pooping.
I'm pooping!
I'm pooping.
I'm pooping!
Hey, don't move.
You'll go insane, so don't move.
I can see it.
OK.
I can see it.
Let me get my act together.
This guy was deep down here.
Yeah, you're right.
OK.
Can you see this glow?
Thanks to the light.
Don't make me laugh!
I'm sorry.
She's not coming to me.
Let's go.
She's so cute.
But is she okay?
She's a little worried.
She wants to go to me.
She's stupid.
She's...
She took my phone.
Why?
She took my phone.
She doesn't seem to notice you at all.
That's right.
Can I say she's stupid?
That's right.
She's the stupidest of us all.
Didn't you laugh out loud when you first heard it?
I laughed out loud, but I laughed out loud because I'm stupid.
You want to make it funny, don't you?
No, I don't.
It's natural for listeners not to know.
You're the stupidest of us all.
2 million and 2 thousand!
It's unnatural.
What?
Did you make it funny?
You're the stupidest of us all.
It's over.
It's okay.
We're all stupid.
Goodbye.